10 Things You Taught Me

Dad

1. Use your 'street smarts'

2. yelling at the TV during a sports game won't change the outcome but it does make the game more exciting.

3. Dyeing is just a part of living

4. If you want to fall asleep watching TV put on the weather channel

5. family comes first

6. Respect your Mother

7. Practice makes perfect

8. Don't take life to seriously no one gets out alive

9. their is no "I" in team

10. Live every day to the fullest


Mom

1. Ebby day is a good day

2. Be nice to people but if someone punches you, PUNCH THEM BACK.

3. Always get the popcorn at the movie theatre with the free refill.

4. If you want to take a nap, just put on a good BW and curl up on the couch

5. If you organize things right you can fit five pounds of shit in a three pound bag

6. Once you lose someon's trust you have to EARN it back

7. Twizzlers are best after they have been open and sitting in the snack closet for a few days.

8. You can live off the odds and ends in your house for WEEKS without going food shopping.

9. If you find a lot of good deals while shopping it is likely you will have to go to the bathroom

10. A Mother never stops being a Mother



Sandy

1. An older sister will always protect her younger sister.

2. If you want to pretend you are a pop start use the phone receiver as your microphone and turn it to speakerphone so your voice echo's throughout the house

3. don't overcook eggs in the microwave, they will blow up and cause the house to smell for DAYS.

4. Love as if you have nothing to lose

5.If you eat a ton of the brownie mix raw your brownies won't cook correctly....

6. If you want to practice kissing use a mirror

7. If you are still unsure how to kiss use your sisters boyfriend.... (with permission of course).

8. Speak your mind

9. Make time for the things that matter most

10. you can actually be a member of society in the year 2009 without a debit card!


Tera

1. Relax

2. little sisters do not make them little

3. If you find something extremely funny you will laugh so hard no noise will escape your body

4. the 'perfect job' does exist... some people were meant to do certain things in life

5. laughter is the best medicine

6. having voluntary hand spasms while making fresh pop popcorn will help contain the excitement you are feeling

7. Life is hard no doubt, but it's your life.... live it the best way you know how. BE POSITIVE.

8. dressing in several layers overnight in an attempt to heighten your body temperature will not help you lose weight

9. it's OK to laugh so hard you pee your pants a little

10. Orange hair can actually look good